March 2010
Reasons why Hermione and Ron DON'T belong together:
10.) Because Hermione called Harry, “fanciable”, which points to a certain possibility that she fancies him. (And she’s never even called Ron at least good-looking.)
9.) Because Hermione has more in common with Harry’s mom than Ginny. (This is pointed to the H/G theory that Harry went after Ginny because she was like his mother. This is a rebut to that theory. In reality, the only thing Ginny has in common with Lily Evans is the red hair. Ginny was never the top of her class, and she isn’t Muggleborn. And, seeing as Hermione has BOTH of those attributes, she is actually closer to Harry’s mum than Ginny will ever be.)
8.) Because bickering and fighting can’t be taken as “sexual tension” in the real world.
7.) Because Harry looks a lot better than Ron. CLEARLY. (Both on the books and the movies. Goodness…)
6.) Because Hermione’s rarely ignored Harry. (How many times have we seen “…said Hermione, ignoring Ron,” in the books?! And I’ve never seen “…said Hermione, ignoring Harry”.)
5.) Because in harrypotter.wikia.com, there are more H/Hr pictures on both the pages of Harry and Hermione.
4.) Because of the fact that they fight doesn’t make them, “opposites”; therefore, the “opposites attract” theory can go flush itself down the toilet for immense idiocy. (They have more in common than you think. After all, they both belong to the same house. I’m certain Ron couldn’t fit into Slytherin. And they both care a great deal about Harry. Hermione, more, of course.)
3.) Because Hermione and Harry have more moments in the books and movies than with she and Ron. (Haven’t you noticed how she only touches Ron when Harry’s in trouble or in the middle of depressing scenes?)
2.) Because Hermione clearly prefers hugging Harry. (Has she ever hugged Ron? No. In fact, she KISSED HARRY BEFORE RON.)
AND LASTLY:
1.) Because HERMIONE JANE POTTER sounds so much better than Hermione Weasley.
Pass this on if you believe in reading between the lines!
